plausible tales

We're all just stories in the end.

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My parents are talking about how “You’ve Got Mail” is the perfect movie

theoctopusstoleallmymuffins:

plausibletales:

until the last thirty seconds, when Meg Ryan should have thrown some shit down for all the bull that Tom Hanks put her through.

Props to anyone who knows the classic movie that “you’ve got mail” is adapted from.

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My parents are talking about how “You’ve Got Mail” is the perfect movie

until the last thirty seconds, when Meg Ryan should have thrown some shit down for all the bull that Tom Hanks put her through.

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enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast
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nativeamericannews:

Booboo Stewart, best known for portraying La Push shape-shifter Seth Clearwater in The Twilight Saga, all grown up

The one post Native American News got right
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The Velveteen Rabbit

lazybookreviews:

I cannot…describe what Mallory has done to an already terrifying book:

“Can you take someone else’s Real,” he asked, “or are you stuck getting it on your own?”

The Skin Horse looked at the Rabbit then.

“What I mean is,” the Rabbit said carefully. “If something else was already Real. Could you take it from them, and keep it for yourself.”

“No,” the Skin Horse said, and his voice was a crawling black thing across the floor. “You can’t take Real from another toy.”

But the Rabbit wasn’t finished. “Can you take the Real out of a boy? Can you take his heart in your own self and leave him with a sawdust heart on the nursery floor in your place?”

And the Skin Horse did not say anything.

“I suppose you are real?” said the Rabbit. And the Skin Horse was afraid for the first time in a long time.

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