plausible tales

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The women in front of me are straight up estimating players’ dick size.
Like, loud voices, opinions on foreskin, balls to the wall dick speculation.
I can’t decide if this is ruining or perfecting the experience.

The women in front of me are straight up estimating players’ dick size.
Like, loud voices, opinions on foreskin, balls to the wall dick speculation.
I can’t decide if this is ruining or perfecting the experience.

Anonymous asked: Hermione was a white. Even the illustrations in the books showed her as a white

tokomon:

no hermione was definitely black. she was also trans and probably polysexual. she was also pro-palestine and a major voice of the feminist movement in the wizarding world. stay mad.

puckling:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

paxpinnae: 

maggie-stiefvater:

New single “Centuries” out now, download on iTunes http://smarturl.it/centuries

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I’m going to get in all my listening to Fall Out Boy’s “Centuries” now before the radio flogs it to exhaustion.