plausible tales

We're all just stories in the end.

chipotle chips and kfc cole slaw: dinner is not only leftovers, but fast food leftovers

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

(Source: bepeu, via torigates)

themumblybee:

"How To Respond To Criticism" by Mallory Ortberg

Remember: criticism is the same thing as wholesale condemnation and also murder, so react accordingly.

(via staygold-kanerboy)

I love your meat ignorance.

—My mom, trying to counsel my sister through a math problem requiring her to do something like estimate how many heads of cattle are required for so many hamburgers, or something.

Dana. Dana, go. Stop showing me pictures of Iggy Azalea and food and leave.

—me, just now

puckling:

bigbadrussian:

imsirius:

Also, I got into hockey when I was up [in Canada] as well x

You’re a bastard, Harry…

Do you ever take a moment to just be glad about how well all the Potter kids (and DanRad especially) turned out? 

(via aohatsu)

fuckyeah1990s:

The Beets - Killer Tofu

(Source: andrope, via puckling)